a friendly reminder from joey about where not to be alone with the king of r&b in your house - or any house for that matter

there are no other words for this. except maybe,

Here we are, in this kitchen, kitchen
Sexin' each other from feet to head
Now, some folks may raise the question
"Why can't they just get a bed?"
Yeah, there ain't nothin' wrong
With us in the kitchen gettin' it on, no
Girl, it's like five hundred degrees and here we are
By the cabinet do's, by the stove
Hot buttered rolls on your tippy-toes

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I'd also like to thank Sam for making the new banner at the top of this page. She's a real pro, and she does all sorts of designs. Which you can find at her lovely website.

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AND WE'LL BE CUTTING UP TOMATOES
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES AND POTATOES

from the shelves: bob dorough

What good is it having all these old-fangled records if I can't share them? And what's more, I'd like to provide a bit of context about why I (and you should) care about these dusty artifacts. We'll start with Arkansas' own Bob Dorough:



That handsome young gentleman happened to be one of Miles Davis' favorite singers, recruited after the notoriously prickly trumpeter was impressed by his lyrical rendition of Charlie Parker's "Yardbird Suite." One result of their collaborations was a rare Miles Davis album track with vocals, "Nothing Like You," on the Sorcerer LP. Dorough later experienced some-what of a comeback and gained more mainstream fame as the singer responsible for "Conjunction Junction," "Three is a Magic Number," and a lot of other Schoolhouse Rock fare. I'll pause while you re-live your childhood.



This album, released in 1966, is (for me at least) his definitive release. It doesn't exactly resemble the Miles Davis' era or the Schoolhouse Rock period of Dorough's career - but it does seamlessly blend the talents that make his entire discography worth examining. Backed by the elegant trio of guitarist Al Shackman, bassist Ben Tucker and drummer Percy Brice, Dorough's sophisticated piano and idiosyncratic voice carry the record through jazz, folk and blues without dropping a beat.

Among my favorite tracks are the spectral "Lazy Afternoon," the traditional adaptation (but seemingly autobiographical) "Crawdad Song," and a much better-than-you'd-expect version "Don't Think Twice," by esteemed contemporary (perhaps you've heard of him?) Bob Dylan.

I picked up this album during my one and only visit to State College, Pennsylvania for a measly three bucks, intrigued by Miles' brief mention of him in his autobiography, and brought it back to Ann Arbor only to find out Bob Dorough was a life-long friend of my roommate Theo's family. Theo's father, jazzman Lee Katzman, is a book unto himself, so I can't begin to expound on him in a mere blog post, but his close relationship to Dorough is the crowning seal of approval for this chronically underrated singer.

Furthermore, When I listen to this, I think of young Theo sitting rapt on the couch as Bob tickled the ivories and sang "Baltimore Oriole" in their living room. I think of that, and I think of Theo singing "Baltimore Oriole" at his last concert as a U of M music student, and it's hard not to smile.

Download:
Bob Dorough Just About Everything 320 vinyl rip

radio love #2

Since the first radio love, where I expounded upon my love for "Break Up," I've gained an even greater appreciation for Guccie Mane. The 'So Icy Boy' stuff I can do without, and with a few rare exceptions rapping about substances usually = no substance. But there's something about Gucci Mane that's worth repeated listens. The "Gucci!'s," "BrRrRrR's" and the "'sgucci!'s," that he litters throughout his songs are no small part of the charm.

Ever since Young Jeezy and his "yeeeaaahhhs" and creepy laughing I think it's sort of a prerequisite for Southern rappers to figure out some way to punctuate their rhymes with a memorable catchphrase. Gucci manages to squeeze at least a dozen examples during the version of Mariah Carey's "Obsessed," where he's prominently featured.

It makes sense too, Mariah is one of the biggest solo artists out there, and even at this stage in her career, she has star-making capabilities. She's always had esoteric tastes in supporting men (remember the "Fantasy" remix with ODB?) and Gucci doesn't squander the oppurtunity presented. His low growl is all over the song, even when he's not rapping. Not un-coincidentally, radio stations have been playing this more than the original.

My feelings about the actual song? It's more fun with Gucci, and not as petty, but still a bit limp. If you don't know the background of the tune, learn something, but as an diss track, it's not as pointedly effective as Eminem's response. With the added humor, it comes closer, but Mariah has never been nearly as adept at self-deprecation as Shady. No matter how you want to analyze it's intentions, one listen to the anthemic chorus was enough to know it'd be a monster hit, and that it was. This song was a rocket, Gucci was the after-booster. For me, it was also a bit of a grower - sort of like Mariah herself (go back and watch some of her videos: they may all be the same song, but they're kind of good and she's kind of sexy). Besides, hearing Mariah Carey call someone else "crazy" is the perfect sort of reminder about how seriously you should be taking this stuff.

Mariah Carey feat. Gucci Mane - Obsessed (remix)

krakatoa

Right now, this blog is like a volcano ready to erupt. The magma (all my crap) has finally been unpacked, the result of a tectonic shift (hello cookie factory loft!) thats about to result in a stream of lava that will melt your hard drives and leave you all frozen in time as I simultaneously rain hot ash down upon you.

It's hard to predict exactly when the blast will occur, but I think you're all safe for the next couple days. I'll be busy with this:





and this:



I will be there Saturday, DJing with bands from noon until the after-after-after-after party on some rooftop backlit by the rising sun. Good times. Japanther! NinjaSonik! Me!

So again, HOODSTOCK
September 12th
2523 MLK JR
NOON to night (or the cops show up, 16 bands...)

my friends are the best

I know, I know - who doesn't believe their friends are talented? I truly believe I've been luckier than most though, as I'm constantly amazed by way the people closest to me express themselves. And while it's a journalistic taboo to write about your friends, I've always ignored it. I can see where it might get tricky to criticize friends, but fortunately for me, I've almost always had something nice to say. And oh boy, I'm about to rave about Andrew Klein.

It's not hard to meet Andrew Klein, or count yourself among his friends. He's got to be one of the most approachable people I know, and the way he conducts himself with transparent romance and a quick wit endear him very quickly to anyone willing to listen to him wax poetic. I met Andrew first as a neighbor, then became immediately inseparable when I was the music editor and he the fine arts editor of The Michigan Daily. Always a great writer, Andrew and I shared many a hazy night passing each other beers and the typewriter.

So, in addition to being a terrific writer, editor and friend, Klein can also play a little guitar. And I have to be honest, I never thought of Andrew as a particularly great guitarist, at least technically. Not compared with the lead guitarist in his band, Gary, who must have practiced ten hours a day, and took roughly 95% of the solos in their blues band (The Midnight Special). But what Andrew may have lacked in technical skills, he more than made up for with enthusiasm and stage prescence (not to mention reverb and tremolo). This man knows how to sweat on a Telecaster, let me tell you. And if I ever needed someone to belt "Bring It On Home" after six beers, he'd be my first call.

But I was still caught off guard with the song that arrived in my mailbox this afternoon. Labeled Assistant Editor by the computer (its registered name, repurposed from Splicetoday.com) and with"About Half Way Done" as a working title, it's a one man (garage) band fucking jam. The guitar work doesn't surprise me - the tone is workmanlike and soulful, economical and brash. The vocals on the other hand, were a bit of a wtf moment. Andrew, did you spend some time alone in the woods or something, Bon Iver style? Where did these heavenly harmonies descend from? Was it all the gospel we listened to. I bet it was The Soul Stirrers.

I couldn't be more proud to debut this. Ladies and Gents, for the first time anywhere: Assistant Editor:

http://www.mediafire.com/?adzyi4nmjwu

(pictured above: the jail outside Memphis where Andrew and I spent a night on the floor sharing what looked like a thirty year old gym mat. We had to trade our pancakes for a blanket, and smoked menthol cigarettes rolled in toilet paper with a guy named Dot. But that's a story for another time).

the african phil collins

I don't have a lot of money to be throwing around these days, and I suspect this is the case for many of you as well. But for ten bucks, you can't go wrong with picking up this little gem of a seven inch. I've long been a fan of Vampire Weekend (despite the decidedly so over the top its come back around hipness ramifications) as well as Esau Mmamwaya, Radioclit, Africa and even the phrase "Very Best." So when all of these things come together in one beautifully designed package, its a must buy. And its a must buy right now, because they only pressed 500. For you speculatin' types, I 'spect this will be worth more than ten bucks in no time. I ordered one, and despite shipping only being $1, they sent it FedEx Express, and it was literally at my door the next day. I'm not sure I understand why, but hey, that's unparalleled customer service from Green Owl.

Link to purchase / free download

radio love

A couple posts back I claimed I wanted to get some recurring features up in here, this is gonna be another one of them. In an effort to prove I'm serious about this so not being a genre specific music blog, I'm going to try and get up mp3's of the least obscure music on the internet. More specifically, I'm going to post songs I hear on Top 40 radio and love. A lot of this stuff gets dismissed outright because of, well, because of it's popularity, but I think there are definitely some things happening in the modern hip hop and r&b community worth discussing.

Try as it might to kill itself, the (major label) music industry still has a pretty tight promotional grasp over terrestrial radio. And try as radio may to kill itself with blandness, it's still beats nothing when you have a car with a busted tape deck and no cd player. This here song, "Break Up," by Mario feat. Gucci Mane has a beat with Timbaland's influence all over it. It's not his though - it's produced by Bangladesh (Ludacris' "What's Your Fantasy," more recently Lil Wayne's ubiquitous "A Milli"), and it features the bass heavy, sample-free, slick harmonies that made/make it a sure-fire hit. I can't stop listening to it (and seeing as it's in heavy rotation, won't have to), and though this is technically a remix, it's more like a subtle re-work with an additional verse.

I'd also be remiss if I didn't bring up what an amazing and ridiculous name Gucci Mane is. I have spent some serious time wondering how he got to that point. It's not the kind of nick name your friends give you, so I have to think he carefully whittled it down from a combination of brands and horse parts. Vuitton Hoof, anyone? I think maybe I'll start calling myself Burberry Stallion. And like The Fader (who, more on later, but thanks for the link), I think my absolute favorite part of this song has to be Gucci's line: "Girls are like buses. Miss one, next fifteen one coming" following with the bass dropping like a hammer. Someone asked me if this was my break-up song. I said, "Don't be ridiculous. This song actually makes me happy."

Download:

Mario, feat. Gucci Mane & Nicki Minaj - Break Up (remix)

a tape from forest, damon

There are a lot of mixes posted on the internet, and frankly this will not often be the venue for other people's tastes, no matter how well informed they may be. That having been said, every once in awhile when a special one comes along that I feel a personal connection with, I'll insist you all download it.

This is one of those mixes. While Enigmatic Ocean is composed by Damon Palermo, phenomenal drummer for Mi Ami and probably the coolest person I know in San Francisco, I'd give equal credit to Forest Juziuk, who commissioned it as a tie-in to his Ann Arbor dance night, Dark Matter. Commissioned, inspired, however you want to put it, Forest has a way of making things happen with astonishingly frequent success rates of quality and quantity. Despite beginning our relationship as slightly contentious co-workers (at Wazoo Records) I'm proud to call Forest a good friend, and probably the funniest person I'll ever meet. Definitely the funniest looking.



Download:

Damon Palermo - Enigmatic Ocean


Oh yeah, and I should talk about what's on it and why it's so good and so forth. Let's just say you were in the mood to take a cosmic voyage through a galaxy of cascading synthesizers and jazz fusion violinists. This is what you'd want to put on to help you pretend you were there in 1977. Disco wasn't dying, it was getting darker. It's like that but whoah.

a tape for you, steven

Well, this is really a tape from my friend Steven - hopefully the first of many.

Not to rip off Awesome Tapes From Africa too hard, but from time to time I'd like to upload tapes ripped from other people's collections, as well as my own, in addition to the mixtapes that were initially the driving concept behind this whole blog. None of those mixes have appeared yet, but fear not, the only thing stopping me up to this point was the 5mb upload limit on our free internet.

Anyway, couldn't tell you much about this tape if I wanted to. I believe Steven bought this in Africa, in, I believe Morocco? I dunno, it's just one guy with a kora, which basically sounds like an acoustic guitar. Each side is one long epic, and I think I could draw a few lines between what this guy does with his kora rhythmically on some of the long instrumental passages and Ben Chasny's guitar bits from Six Organs of Admittance. Add a little more reverb and maybe a dash of delay, and this could be psych-folk.

One thing that I hope turns out to be fun with all of this, is I'll hopefully learn a whole lot about some of this music that's new to me, and educate you all about music from my own collection at the same time. Unfortunately this time around, thar ain't a whole lotta learnin' ta do.

Download:

Archive of Bande Originale (?) 320 mp3

an aside: I'd normally divide these up into individual tracks, but since I didn't have the track names (I'm not even sure of the artists name) I didn't bother. You get to experience it like me: side a & side b.

this week in lloyd

I want to start getting some furniture up in here, and I plan on having this be a regular feature. I've long been fascinated with the name 'Lloyd,' for what ought to be obvious reasons. So each week, from here until I get bored of it (eternity!) I'll try and offer you all a look into the small, but exceedingly interesting world of people/places/things named Lloyd.

We'll start with a single I stumbled upon in eBay's completed listings section. It had gone unsold, and it killed me to see no one wanted a killer-looking gospel 7", especially one that plays at 33 1/3, on a label that no one has ever heard of, and especially one featuring a group with an oustanding name like The Lloyd Singers. So I offered the seller a trade, and lo and behold, all he wanted was money! It's amazing how transactions like that work.

Needless to say, I was not disappointed by the actual music contained in the grooves of the impeccably named wax. I've always had an unusual affinity for gospel, and this is the kind of raw stuff you can appreciate on a wholly unreligious level. I'd love to give you some more info on this group, or Leroy Lloyd in particular, but all I can tell is what the label on the record says. That, and Leroy was the guitarist. Beyond his blessed name, everything else is a mystery.

Download:

Archive of Lloyd Singers (320kbs mp3)